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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor Federal Consensus Outreach
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Posted - 2012.06.12 05:59:00 -
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You're like Vin Diesel, except the only joke I'd make about you is "Gilbaron once walked down the street with his face uncovered. There were no survivors." Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor Federal Consensus Outreach
1030
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Posted - 2012.06.12 10:55:00 -
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Lin-Young Borovskova wrote:You kind of gaylente jerk, get out of my sight before I put my knee at that empty place that should have shown some balls.
MOVE ON !!
I hope those goofy hoop earings catch on an asteroid. The blue eyeliner is the most natural-looking thing about your fake-ass looking plastic face. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor Federal Consensus Outreach
1030
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Posted - 2012.06.12 11:05:00 -
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Emination of Haxti wrote:I see, you got midlife crisis and decided your "interesting" job as a librarian wasn't dangerous and sexy enough, so you got your face painted with henna?
Congrats.
And I see that your life as a housewife and mother of two wasn't working out for you, so about the time you started getting your first grey hairs you developed a crack habit, dyed platinum blonde and started trying to play the cougar. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor Federal Consensus Outreach
1030
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Posted - 2012.06.12 11:09:00 -
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Kimmi Chan wrote:Ooooh a hate thread? You're a miner AND a suicide-ganker. You are hated by everyone. I demand that you make a post whining about everything and then unsub because Eve is hard.
You replied to the wrong post. Also, your dye-job is terrible, your shirt doesn't match your jacket and that's obviously fake leather. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor Federal Consensus Outreach
1031
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Posted - 2012.06.12 11:13:00 -
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Generals4 wrote:Oh look a pod pilot from the prehistory who thinks putting paint on his face will somehow help him with PVP.
Oh look, a guy from business school who thinks a smart shirt and sunglasses will make him a legit fleet commander.
White's a good colour, though. Hides the drool stains. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor Federal Consensus Outreach
1031
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Posted - 2012.06.12 11:14:00 -
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Mr Kidd wrote:I've always had a distinct hatred for service class employees. With that said, fetch me a drink, will ya!
Yeah, dude, sorry. I got nothing. There's nothing I can do to mock you that nature hasn't already done. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor Federal Consensus Outreach
1031
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Posted - 2012.06.12 11:21:00 -
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Malphilos wrote:Those are zipper tracks on your face, aren't they.
Jason Statham called. He wants his everything back. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor Federal Consensus Outreach
1038
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Posted - 2012.06.12 22:52:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:[dodgy french accent]Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries[/dodgy french accent]
By the gods, if that's your good side... Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor Federal Consensus Outreach
1039
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Posted - 2012.06.13 06:23:00 -
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Gogela wrote:You will be beaten to submission and will join my cargo hold harem. That is all. 
I would say that having that haircut at your age makes you look like a child molester, but it would be an insult to child molesters. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor Federal Consensus Outreach
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Posted - 2012.06.13 07:02:00 -
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Talon SilverHawk wrote:damn hippy get a hair cut ...
Tal Stop jawing and make me another enchilada. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor Federal Consensus Outreach
1040
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Posted - 2012.06.13 09:34:00 -
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Scrindle Kavees wrote:I ******* hate you ChromeStriker.
Vin Diesel could pull off those goggles because he was 6'4", shaven and utterly ripped. You're 5'9" with a terrible dyejob and a woman's jacket.
In case you're so blind to fashion that you didn't grasp the implication - which given your gormless expression seems pretty likely - that means you can't pull off those goggles. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
1134
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Posted - 2012.11.02 12:16:00 -
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Samoth Egnoled wrote:I think the Nails that have been hammered through your skull may be clouding your vision...
Whereas your awful haircut makes me wish my vision was clouded. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
1134
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Posted - 2012.11.03 10:54:00 -
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Jesuis Cache-Cache wrote:Shorter?
I'm sitting down, Mr. Bean....
So you spend more ISK on piercings and ink than it costs to buy a battleship, and the best idea for facial hair you can come up with is "soul patch?"
Money well spent, bro. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
1134
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Posted - 2012.11.04 08:47:00 -
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Tinja Soikutsu wrote:I just want to get you in the same room as a tesla coil bwahahaha!
NEWSFLASH: THE LAST TIME MOHICANS WERE FASHIONABLE WAS THE 80S
THE 1980S
BY EVE CHRONOLOGY THAT MEANS YOU'RE JUST ABOUT 23,000 YEARS OUT OF STYLE Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2012.12.26 00:37:00 -
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Holy crap, you somehow managed to half-ass being an emo. I'd tell you to slit your wrists, but you'd probably screw that up too. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
1339
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Posted - 2012.12.26 07:05:00 -
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John Lennon and Reggae - two terrible looks in just one face! Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
1339
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Posted - 2012.12.26 07:46:00 -
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I don't know, Nashuar. Why would you make your toon look like he had an accident with a toasting fork? Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
1502
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Posted - 2012.12.28 22:41:00 -
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Did your husband do your tattoos? Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2580
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Posted - 2013.05.06 10:15:00 -
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You look like a punk rocker's roadie who never got the memo about the 80s ending. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
2751
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Posted - 2013.05.28 09:21:00 -
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I like how you're trying to go goth so desperately you applied black lipstick but forgot to dye your hair. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
2751
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Posted - 2013.05.28 09:25:00 -
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You look like you should be in a 70s sci-fi B-movie that never got a cult following. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
2752
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Posted - 2013.05.28 12:08:00 -
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Are those awful futurepunk sunglasses to protect your eyes from the outside world, or to protect us from having to look at your eyes? Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
2753
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Posted - 2013.05.28 12:40:00 -
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My tears are generally less about your insults and more about your choice to wear a brown shirt with a mint-green leather jacket.
Fortunately my aviators protected me from the worst of it. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
2754
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Posted - 2013.05.28 12:56:00 -
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Mouth-breather. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
2754
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Posted - 2013.05.28 14:20:00 -
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Wow. There's not much in this world more pathetic than trying to look like a skank-ass ho and failing. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty. The Cursed Few
3232
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Posted - 2013.08.19 22:05:00 -
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The Triads called. They need a shady-looking accountant. You'll do nicely. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty. The Cursed Few
3232
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Posted - 2013.08.19 22:15:00 -
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The difference is I can make my glasses look good. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty. The Cursed Few
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Posted - 2013.09.01 23:04:00 -
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Pepper, you look more plastic than a cheap keyring and about half as useful. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty. The Cursed Few
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Posted - 2013.09.04 13:32:00 -
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You managed to turn up just too late for your own identity photograph.
Although... from the way what we can see of you looks, I can't say I blame you. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty. The Cursed Few
3325
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Posted - 2013.09.06 18:36:00 -
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Kids been writing on your jacket again, huh?
Protip: the writing says "daddy, get a better jacket." Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty. The Cursed Few
3334
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Posted - 2013.09.10 16:19:00 -
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Getting extensive body modification to compensate for your utter lack of personality or charisma just generally doesn't work, but it really doesn't work if it's done incompetently. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty. The Cursed Few
3334
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Posted - 2013.09.10 19:40:00 -
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That burn victim mask almost looks like a real face! Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty. The Cursed Few
3335
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Posted - 2013.09.10 22:27:00 -
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Are you obsessed with homosexuals because you're too ugly to get a man yourself? Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty. The Cursed Few
3370
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Posted - 2013.09.16 19:48:00 -
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I see your face so often in this thread I think you must enjoy the abuse... which is a shame, because you're so uninspiring I've long run out of insults to hurl at you. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty. The Cursed Few
3379
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Posted - 2013.09.17 18:51:00 -
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At least they didn't run out of paint halfway through like they did with you. Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty. The Cursed Few
3380
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Posted - 2013.09.18 21:43:00 -
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Aw, that's cute. The emo kid thinks he's people! Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty. The Cursed Few
3557
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Posted - 2013.10.25 22:21:00 -
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Oooooh, wow, you have black hair with red highlights. Do you listen to My Chemical Romance and wear wirstbands too? Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty. The Cursed Few
3561
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Posted - 2013.10.27 12:08:00 -
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I actually like your character's style.
**** YOU FOR MAKING A CHARACTER I CAN'T CRITICISE YOU INCONSIDERATE JACKASS Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty. The Cursed Few
3561
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Posted - 2013.10.27 16:18:00 -
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We are Bland of Borg. You will be assimilated. Your technological and cultural distinctiveness will be discarded. Resistance is futile. Mane 614
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